Welcome to KFC, where we serve the freshest Kentucky Fried Corpses. Wait... you’re looking for fried chicken? Ohhhh you’re thinking about my lame ass cousin Colonel Sanders and his lame ass fried chicken. He totally got the name from me btw. Yeah, he’s down the street. You sure you don’t want some thigh meat? It’s very fresh... just butchered this morning. Mhuahahaha.
